Monday, May 14, 2007

CBS Evening News to America: It is not Katie's Fault...It's Yours!

I think it is pretty well-covered territory by now that the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric is the lowest rated evening news broadcast in the history of television (not an exageration, Nielson confirmed no one has ever been lower in the 20 years since the ratings were invented).

What really galls me is that the morons over at CBS had the nerve to state that it isn't Katie's or CBS's fault the ratings suck, it is that America wants old white men giving them their news...so it is America's fault.

Well, I am feeling charitable tonight, so for the benefit of CBS I am going to list out a few bullet points of truth that should clarify for them why it is CBS's and Katie's fault the show sucks and not America's

  • Katie Couric is not attractive, nor fun to look at for any length of time.
  • Katie is an angry little attack dog for the Left, throwing grapefruit at liberals and attacking Republican's. She's been doing it for years and America hates her for it.
  • Katie Couric has never carried anything on her own, it wasn't Katie that made Today great, it was everyone else despite Katie.
  • CBS should have known they were hiring the Quintessential "American Bobo" Bitch before they spent the money, whomever was responsible for the decision should be fired immediately.

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