The Simpsons - Sucking for 18 years

For 18 years prime-time television has been infected with Matt Groenig's humourless commentary on life as seen by a talentless left-leaning hack. From his humble beginnings making no one laugh with his comic strip Life in Hell to the punishment inflicted on American viewers every week in the form of the Simpsons, Groening has taught us that you don't have to be humorous to stay on tv, you just have to lean enough to the left.

Bart is supposed to be the typical Katzenjammer Kid. Well, the Katzenjammer Kids comic strip was nice enough to die when it ceased being funny anymore. Compare Bart to Eric Cartman, as Trey and Matt did on South Park, and you will see who has real talent.

Marge...wasn't Rhoda cancelled in the 70's?

Let me do the world a favor and fast forward about 10 years and give you a glimpse of what lies in the future of the Simpson's characters so we won't have to sit through this gawdawful garbage and perhaps we can make room for something worth watching...although knowing Fox they would replace the Simpsons with some ridiculous reality show.

In 10 years Bart will be a transexual prostitute with a show on E! Lisa will be a lesbian computer programmer after getting her master's degree in saxophone. Marge will be dead at Homer's hands, who will be spending life in prison after he finally snaps and kills Marge and her sisters.

Flanders will have a successful television ministry and his whole family will be active in a billion dollar church empire.

Apu will be imprisioned then deported for running a Sikh terror cell out of the back of his store.

Principal Skinner, the Police Chief, and Mr. Burns will be exposed as closet Nambla members while the Mayor will become a Senator even after allegations of his having murdered a young woman who was his mistress surface.

Grandpa will become the victim of hospital dumping and die on skid row.

Only Maggie will escape relatively unscathed, write a tell all book about her experiences, and then get submarined and ripped to shreds by Rosie O'Donnel. Maggie won't care.